THIS.

 

“Here we stand at the precipice, shouting that we are here and always have been here.”

This blog post is so brilliantly articulated. We have so far to go, as Mormons, as Americans, as humans.

http://alifediasporatic.wordpress.com/2013/12/12/addressing-the-black-elephant-in-the-room/comment-page-1/#comment-30

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More JCVD. This movie is great.

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I kinda totally love JCVD

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Butter Be Good

Amy Poehler was on Comedy Bang Bang in September.  With Paul F. Tompkins as Alan Thicke.  Scott had them end the show with a Freestyle Rap Battle!  The theme that was randomly selected was Butter!

Amy’s was soooooo funny. (Warning:  *not* G-rated).

“Paula Deen’s a mf’n racist
Makes food and says let’s taste this
Droppin’ n-bombs all over America
She’s got a problem like ComericA Bank
Which
Doesn’t have any more money
No more money
Isn’t that funny
You can’t get your cash
You can’t buy a car
You can’t go to Spain
You can’t travel far
‘Cause you’re broke, you’re broke, you’re broke
I spoke
I spoke
Words of wisdom, and that’s no joke.

Butter and Jam
Butter Pecan
Butter is off
Butter is on
Butter be good
Butter be bad
Butter be the best mf’n thing you’ve had.

And now
I’m goin’ on a diet
I think you should try it
I’m not gunna lie
It’s hard to eat healthy, America
‘Cause poor people can’t afford real food
Real food
I’m in the mood
So.

Paula Deen
Queen of Mean
It’s not my scene
to be so rude and
Butter and butter and butter and butter and butter
I fuc* her butter face!”

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Depressed

Good thing Elder Holland counseled to seek professional therapy for depression, because after Elder Oak’s talk I’m gunna need it.

I’m a feminist and a Democrat. And, a Mormon.  I always will be, no matter what.

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